Cash Purchasing

Krupski Merch accepts cash for those of you chickens that can't get it through your thick, dumb skulls that our transaction processes are completely secure. Purchases are handled through the official PayPal API, however that still isn't enough for some of you. Do you want a presidential endorsement? A hug? A cookie?

Anyway, we accept United States dollars, gold, platinum, Transnistrian ruble coupons, and North Korean won. Submit the Google Form and meet with Krupski to pay for your item in person, the way God intended.

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